OCCASIONSCRIBE

· OCCASIONSCRIBE

Personalized speeches and letters. Delivered in minutes.

Wedding toasts. Anniversary letters. Retirement speeches. Eulogies. Milestone birthdays. Baby announcements. You fill in the details we couldn't know; we deliver a draft that sounds like you wrote it.

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What can we write for you?

Pick the occasion. The form takes 4–6 minutes. The draft lands in your inbox shortly after.

Wedding toast

A toast that gets the room

Best man, maid of honor, parent, sibling — a toast that lands the laugh and lands the tear.

“I've known Sarah since we were eleven, when she convinced me that the only way to win at four-square was to wear cargo shorts and look ungovernable…”

Anniversary letter

A letter they'll keep

For a milestone anniversary, a one-year, or just because. Personal, specific, theirs alone.

“Eight years ago I didn't know that I'd come to need the sound of you making coffee at 6:15 the way you do — quietly, as if you're trying not to wake me, and noisily enough that you always do…”

Retirement speech

A send-off that means it

For the retiree, or for someone speaking about them. Honors a career without sounding like a corporate plaque.

“We hired Marcus on a Tuesday in 2007. By Friday he had reorganized the file room, fixed the printer, and told me — politely — that my proposal needed a second draft. He was right…”

Eulogy

A eulogy that honors them

Hard to write when you're grieving. We help with the draft so you can spend the time remembering, not staring at a blank page.

“If you knew Anna, you knew she had three opinions and held them all at once. She would say something firmly, change her mind in the next sentence, and then circle back to be right anyway…”

Milestone birthday speech

A speech worth a 40th, 50th, 60th, or 80th

Something to actually deliver — not the toast you wrote on a napkin at the table.

“Forty years is a long time to know yourself. Most of us don't get there. James got there at twenty-eight. Which has been, frankly, exhausting for the rest of us…”

Baby announcement

Announce them well

For the message you send to friends and family — or post somewhere they'll all see it. Specific to your kid, not a template.

“She arrived three weeks early, on a Tuesday, weighing 6 lbs 2 oz and bearing — apparently — opinions. We are tired and overjoyed. Her name is Iris…”

Graduation speech

A graduation speech that isn't the one they've heard a hundred times

For the graduate, a parent, or a teacher speaking at the ceremony. Honors the milestone without 'today is not an ending but a beginning.'

“Four years ago Priya showed up to orientation with a binder, a color-coded schedule, and a plan to double-major in something sensible. She is graduating today in none of those things, and she has never looked more sure of herself…”

Father's Day tribute

A Father's Day message that doesn't sound like a card

A letter, toast, or message for Dad, Grandpa, a stepdad, or a father figure. Specific to him — not 'thanks for everything you do.'

“My dad taught me to drive in an empty Kmart parking lot on a Sunday, narrating every mistake in the calm voice of a man who had clearly already forgiven me for the curb…”

Don't see your occasion? Email us — we add new ones based on what people ask for.

How it works

1

Pick your occasion

Eight to choose from. New ones added as we get asked for them.

2

Fill in the form

Names, relationships, 3–5 specific stories, tone, length, things to avoid. 4–6 minutes.

3

Pay $4.99 or $5.99

Stripe checkout. No account. Standard delivery in 10 min, priority in 2 (+ a free revision).

4

Get three drafts + a PDF

Three structurally different drafts in your inbox, a printable PDF keepsake, and a short delivery guide for the occasion. Pick the closest one, mix lines from the others, send.

Honest about what this is

Drafted by Claude (an AI). We use Anthropic's Claude model to do the writing, then a programmatic review pass before delivery. We say this on the product page because you should know. Most buyers don't mind; many find it the only reason they finally write the thing.

It only uses what you tell it. The draft will be specific because you were specific. Vague form responses produce generic drafts. The 4–6 minutes you spend filling in stories is the difference.

You should still read it. Before you deliver it at the wedding, before you send it to your partner, read it once. Fix the line that doesn't sound like you. The result is yours; we just handed you the third draft instead of the blank page.

One revision on priority. If something missed — wrong tone, a name spelled wrong, a story used differently than you meant — reply to the email. The priority tier covers one revision. Standard tier: email us anyway; we usually fix small things free.