Wedding toast
Best man speech — written for the room
Best man speeches fail two ways: too roast-y (the bride's grandmother doesn't laugh) or too safe (you didn't really say anything). The good ones thread the needle. We can draft you a speech that does.
What helps us write a good one
- ·How you met the groom + the first time you knew he was your person
- ·One story that shows what kind of friend he is — not what kind of party he throws
- ·What changed in him when his partner came into the picture
- ·Things you absolutely will NOT mention (we obey this strictly)
What you might get
“Dan and I have shared a wall, a car, and one genuinely indefensible fantasy football team. In fifteen years I have never once seen him leave a room without checking who got left in it…”
How OccasionScribe works
You fill out a structured form (4–6 minutes). The questions are designed to surface specifics — names, stories, tone, what to avoid. Specifics are the whole game; vague answers produce vague drafts.
We use Anthropic's Claude model to produce the first draft, then a programmatic review pass. We say this because you should know. Most buyers don't mind; many find it's the only reason they finally write the thing.
The draft lands in your inbox in 2–10 minutes depending on tier. Priority orders include one free revision. Standard orders: email us if something missed — we'll usually take care of small fixes free.