Eulogy
Eulogy for your sister — you are the one person here who knew her first
A sister's eulogy can reach a place nobody else in that room can get to: you knew her first. Before the marriage, before the job, before the friends who are here today — same house, same parents, and you watched her decide who she was going to be. Her husband knew the woman; her friends knew the stretch they were around for. You were there for the girl who became her, and for the years after that nobody was supervising. Start where they can't.
What helps us write a good one
- ·One thing from when you were both kids that shows who she already was
- ·What the two of you fought about, and what happened to it later (every room knows siblings fight)
- ·A phrase, a joke or a superstition you both got from the same house
- ·One time she showed up for you as an adult — the version of her only you got
- ·What's off-limits — the estrangement, the illness, the years you didn't speak (we obey it strictly)
What you might get
“I knew Rachel before anyone else in this room did, and for the first eleven years of it I was mostly an inconvenience to her — she told me so, often, and she was right. She is also the person who once drove four hours without being asked and never brought it up again…”
How OccasionScribe works
You fill out a structured form (4–6 minutes). The questions are designed to surface specifics — names, stories, tone, what to avoid. Specifics are the whole game; vague answers produce vague drafts.
We use Anthropic's Claude model to produce the first draft, then a programmatic review pass. We say this because you should know. Most buyers don't mind; many find it's the only reason they finally write the thing.
The draft lands in your inbox in 2–10 minutes depending on tier. Priority orders include one free revision. Standard orders: email us if something missed — we'll usually take care of small fixes free.