Eulogy
Eulogy for your grandmother — her kitchen, her phrase, her chair
Eulogies for grandmothers carry well when they include one small object or place: her kitchen, her perfume, the chair, the recipe, the prayer. Anchor the room there, then widen out.
What helps us write a good one
- ·Her name + where she was from / where you remember her
- ·One small object, place, or recipe that was hers
- ·A phrase she said often
- ·What her grandchildren learned from her without realizing it
- ·What's off-limits — the diagnosis you don't want relived, the estranged relative, the years she went quiet (we obey it strictly)
What you might get
“Her kitchen smelled of scorched sugar and, underneath it, the lavender soap she kept by the sink, and there was a chair in the corner that none of us were allowed to move. She said “sit down, you’ll eat something” before she said hello. Not one of us noticed we were being taught anything…”
How OccasionScribe works
You fill out a structured form (4–6 minutes). The questions are designed to surface specifics — names, stories, tone, what to avoid. Specifics are the whole game; vague answers produce vague drafts.
We use Anthropic's Claude model to produce the first draft, then a programmatic review pass. We say this because you should know. Most buyers don't mind; many find it's the only reason they finally write the thing.
The draft lands in your inbox in 2–10 minutes depending on tier. Priority orders include one free revision. Standard orders: email us if something missed — we'll usually take care of small fixes free.