Retirement speech
Retirement speech for your boss — what they taught you without teaching it
A retirement speech for a boss should never start with 'on behalf of all of us.' It should start with the moment you realized they were the kind of boss worth working for. Then it widens out.
What helps us write a good one
- ·When you first met them or first worked under them
- ·One specific decision they made that you still think about
- ·A habit of theirs that defined the team or office
- ·What you want them to know they leave behind
What you might get
“My first week I brought him a plan I was quietly proud of. He read it twice, put it down, and asked me one question I couldn’t answer — then sat there until I could. He did that to every one of us for eleven years, and not one of us noticed at the time that we were being taught…”
How OccasionScribe works
You fill out a structured form (4–6 minutes). The questions are designed to surface specifics — names, stories, tone, what to avoid. Specifics are the whole game; vague answers produce vague drafts.
We use Anthropic's Claude model to produce the first draft, then a programmatic review pass. We say this because you should know. Most buyers don't mind; many find it's the only reason they finally write the thing.
The draft lands in your inbox in 2–10 minutes depending on tier. Priority orders include one free revision. Standard orders: email us if something missed — we'll usually take care of small fixes free.