Retirement speech
Retirement speech for your boss
A retirement speech for a boss should never start with 'on behalf of all of us.' It should start with the moment you realized they were the kind of boss worth working for. Then it widens out.
What helps us write a good one
- ·When you first met them or first worked under them
- ·One specific decision they made that you still think about
- ·A habit of theirs that defined the team or office
- ·What you want them to know they leave behind
What you might get
“We hired Marcus on a Tuesday in 2007. By Friday he had reorganized the file room, fixed the printer, and told me — politely — that my proposal needed a second draft. He was right…”
How OccasionScribe works
You fill out a structured form (4–6 minutes). The questions are designed to surface specifics — names, stories, tone, what to avoid. Specifics are the whole game; vague answers produce vague drafts.
We use Anthropic's Claude model to produce the first draft, then a programmatic review pass. We say this because you should know. Most buyers don't mind; many find it's the only reason they finally write the thing.
The draft lands in your inbox in 2–10 minutes depending on tier. Priority orders include one free revision. Standard orders: email us if something missed — we'll usually take care of small fixes free.