Retirement speech
Retirement speech for a coworker
Retirement speeches for coworkers are at their best when they sound like 'I was there.' Skip the LinkedIn bio summary. Tell the room one story they don't know yet.
What helps us write a good one
- ·How long you've worked together + the rough year you started
- ·One project that defined them or your shared work
- ·Something they said in a meeting that you remember verbatim
- ·What the office will be missing when they're gone — concrete, not 'their smile'
What you might get
“We hired Marcus on a Tuesday in 2007. By Friday he had reorganized the file room, fixed the printer, and told me — politely — that my proposal needed a second draft. He was right…”
How OccasionScribe works
You fill out a structured form (4–6 minutes). The questions are designed to surface specifics — names, stories, tone, what to avoid. Specifics are the whole game; vague answers produce vague drafts.
We use Anthropic's Claude model to produce the first draft, then a programmatic review pass. We say this because you should know. Most buyers don't mind; many find it's the only reason they finally write the thing.
The draft lands in your inbox in 2–10 minutes depending on tier. Priority orders include one free revision. Standard orders: email us if something missed — we'll usually take care of small fixes free.